16th December Game...
This video is about one of those game named Hari Vanga held on 16th December to celebrate our Victory Day.
Food Jokes...
Q. What is made from onions and baked beans?
A. Tear gas
Q. When does a raisin go out with a prune?
A. When it can't find a date.
Q. Who does the hamburger go out with?
A. Patty
Q. What's better, a hot dog or a hamburger?
A. Definitely hamburgers. Hot dogs are the wurst.
Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A. Close the door. I'm dressing.
Weather Jokes...
Q. Are winter puns cold fashioned?
A. Not at all. But they're snow joke.
Q. Why did she break up with the meteorologist?
A. It was a stormy relationship from the start.
Q. What did you think about your date with the snowman?
A. Chilly personality; really an absolute zero.
Q. What did the one tornado say to the other?
A. Let's twist again like we did last summer.
Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q. What's the difference between weather and climate?
A. You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Q. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A. I have my eye on you.
How 2 know getting older...
How To know you’re Getting Older
-You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- Dialing long distance wears you out.
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work anyway.
- Your children begin to look middle-aged.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
Halloween Jokes ...
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It's good for the bones.
Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. Because he didn't have a haunting license.
Q. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What does a pumpkin say after a big meal?
A. That was filling.
Q. What does a pumpkin say after dessert?
A. Good pie.
Q. What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Q. Why do so many jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles?
A. If all of your brains were carved out, you would have a stupid smile too.
How do you know when it's really, really hot?
How do you know when it's really, really hot?
Cows give evaporated milk
- Trees whistle for dogs
- Hot water comes out of both taps
- The best parking place is determined by shade, not distance
- You can make instant sun tea
- You eat chili peppers to cool off
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
- You notice your car overheats before you drive it
- Hot air balloons are too cool to rise
What is Pi ?
"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"
Math Jokes
A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it know?"
Brain Twister
Here's a puzzling new discovery:
Recently a professor in MIT has put a new theory on right-angled triangles that has challenged some accepted norms in Geometry. This theory, Prof. John Mentriffe says, will revolutionize area in mathematics that deals with calculation of motion objects in space and design of the Universe.
Illusion-10
Hey guys we can see here is one deer.
But see carefully you can identify one more deer...
Illusion-8
There are 11 Human faces in the picture.Can you find them all ?
Normal people find 4 or 5 of them.
If you find 8 of them, you have a extraordinary sense of observation.
If you find 9 of them, you are have a sense of observation above of the average.
If you find 10 of them, you are very observer.
If you find 11 of them, you are extremely observer.
Difference Between You & Your Boss
1.When you take along time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2.When you don't it, you're lazy.
When you're boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3.When you make mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss make mistake, he's only human.
4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
when your boss does it, that's initiative.
5.When u take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6.When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7.When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of office, he's on business.
9.when you're on a day of sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick. he must be very ill.
10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When your boss make mistake, he's only human.
4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
when your boss does it, that's initiative.
5.When u take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6.When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7.When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of office, he's on business.
9.when you're on a day of sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick. he must be very ill.
10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
ILLUSION-2
This is without a doubt one of the coolest Illusion.
Follow the instructions:
1.Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for about 30-40 seconds.
2.Then,take a look at a wall near you (any smooth,single colored surface).
3.You will see circle of light developing.
4.start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you ill see a figure emerging ...
5.What do you see ? Moreover, who do you see ?
Follow the instructions:
1.Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for about 30-40 seconds.
2.Then,take a look at a wall near you (any smooth,single colored surface).
3.You will see circle of light developing.
4.start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you ill see a figure emerging ...
5.What do you see ? Moreover, who do you see ?
ILLUTION -1
Look at the chart and say the COLOUR
not the word.
Left-Right Conflict
Your right brain tries to say the colour but your left brain insist on reading the word.
Mental test
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up
now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do
cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children World".
If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here
reading these questions????? If you said
"glass", then go on to question four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet
over
was politically divided into
Germany
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he
has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
"no man's land" between
Where would you bury the survivors -
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must
NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your
efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
degree every minute then how many degrees will the
hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
anything other than "one degree", you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final
question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus
from
people get on the bus. In
the bus and nine people get on. In
get off and four get on. In
and 16 people get on. In
and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at
Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.
Read the first line!!!
Funny Toung Twisters
Funny Tongue Twister Phrases
- He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
- Rubber baby buggy bumpers
- Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
- Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
- I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slatted sheet I sit.
- A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
- Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
- The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
- Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
- Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailer Truck Tracker
- How many yaks could a yak pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
- Nick knits Nixon's knickers.
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