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How 2 know getting older...

Labels: Different types of fun... - Tuesday, 22 December 2009

How To know you’re Getting Older

-You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- Dialing long distance wears you out.
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work anyway.
- Your children begin to look middle-aged.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

How do you know when it's really, really hot?

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How do you know when it's really, really hot?

Cows give evaporated milk
- Trees whistle for dogs
- Hot water comes out of both taps
- The best parking place is determined by shade, not distance
- You can make instant sun tea
- You eat chili peppers to cool off
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
- You notice your car overheats before you drive it
- Hot air balloons are too cool to rise

Difference Between You & Your Boss

Labels: Different types of fun... - Thursday, 19 November 2009

1.When you take along time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2.When you don't it, you're lazy.

When you're boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3.When you make mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss make mistake, he's only human.

4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

when your boss does it, that's initiative.

5.When u take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6.When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7.When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of office, he's on business.

9.when you're on a day of sick, you're always sick.

When your boss is a day off sick. he must be very ill.

10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.