Difference Between You & Your Boss



1.When you take along time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2.When you don't it, you're lazy.

When you're boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3.When you make mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss make mistake, he's only human.

4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

when your boss does it, that's initiative.

5.When u take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6.When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7.When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of office, he's on business.

9.when you're on a day of sick, you're always sick.

When your boss is a day off sick. he must be very ill.

10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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