How To know you’re Getting Older
-You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- Dialing long distance wears you out.
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work anyway.
- Your children begin to look middle-aged.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
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