Q. What is made from onions and baked beans?
A. Tear gas
Q. When does a raisin go out with a prune?
A. When it can't find a date.
Q. Who does the hamburger go out with?
A. Patty
Q. What's better, a hot dog or a hamburger?
A. Definitely hamburgers. Hot dogs are the wurst.
Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A. Close the door. I'm dressing.
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