Q. Are winter puns cold fashioned?
A. Not at all. But they're snow joke.
Q. Why did she break up with the meteorologist?
A. It was a stormy relationship from the start.
Q. What did you think about your date with the snowman?
A. Chilly personality; really an absolute zero.
Q. What did the one tornado say to the other?
A. Let's twist again like we did last summer.
Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q. What's the difference between weather and climate?
A. You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Q. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A. I have my eye on you.
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