FunTime

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It's good for the bones.

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. Because he didn't have a haunting license.

Q. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. What does a pumpkin say after a big meal?
A. That was filling.

Q. What does a pumpkin say after dessert?
A. Good pie.

Q. What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.

Q. Why do so many jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles?
A. If all of your brains were carved out, you would have a stupid smile too.