FunTime

This video is about one of those game named Hari Vanga held on 16th December to celebrate our Victory Day.

Q. What is made from onions and baked beans?

A. Tear gas

Q. When does a raisin go out with a prune?
A. When it can't find a date.

Q. Who does the hamburger go out with?
A. Patty

Q. What's better, a hot dog or a hamburger?
A. Definitely hamburgers. Hot dogs are the wurst.

Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A. Close the door. I'm dressing.

Q. Are winter puns cold fashioned?
A. Not at all. But they're snow joke.

Q. Why did she break up with the meteorologist?
A. It was a stormy relationship from the start.

Q. What did you think about your date with the snowman?
A. Chilly personality; really an absolute zero.

Q. What did the one tornado say to the other?
A. Let's twist again like we did last summer.

Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.

Q. What's the difference between weather and climate?
A. You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A. I have my eye on you.

How To know you’re Getting Older

-You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- Dialing long distance wears you out.
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work anyway.
- Your children begin to look middle-aged.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.